Italy goes on vacation. After 11 months of work by closing factories, in schools with no pupils and teachers are only a few small auxiliary and some clerk, public offices to work with little personal setback and lengthen the lines at the post office, council offices, bank counters . Even less severe patients in hospitals are currently sent to "vacation" ... But how do Italians holiday today? lean times the normal force workers to spend short periods in a hoped for peace in some beach resort or mountain. Many factory workers in the north with origins in the lower part of the boot are injected into the arteries to the usual annual transfusion Road South, relying on the hospitality of relatives think you are the less fortunate into debt just to be able to do two weeks of earned vacation ... calculator to make sure even holidays! ... Even more sad the situation of those who had taken out a mortgage to buy a house are forced by economic scarcity to stay in semi-deserted city. Qquest'anno but will rely on the presence of mixed patrols: policing and police with the help of the army will ensure the peace of those who left the house unattended, and those left at the mercy of thieves rapists murderers "of all kinds.
And our leaders? who will?
I try to imagine. For the Chairman of the Board , very happy because of his experience soddistatto impunity, a trip to Villa Certosa, where it can accommodate more than the usual high-caliber celebrities and personalities that Tremonti also fitted with its faithful calculators, calorie counting will ensure of these: it is known that the leisure and convenience combined with the most delicious foodstuffs they tend fattening. There will be a place for Bossi who shows off his vest-style baker mason designed by fashion designer buzz-Urr, will running around on land and sea on a yacht or an open car to greet him overtaken in his famous middle finger.
For President "secular" republic, holiday in some typical Mediterranean island with a stop in the archipelago of Maddalena host a ship of the Navy prepared for the occasion.
For 'President other hand, the holidays have already started. It is located in Alto Adige, where finally able to speak freely with his tongue greengrocers and newsagent. It will be some good laps in the valleys with the new SUV of its car fleet: presents all, mind you, by the Italians, Germans, or some emir lit. His vacation is earned: the past year to launch anathemas for those who want to die in peace, who does not want to proliferate like rabbits, who wants to put a gag in the electoral period. E 'then was hard to preach mercy, compassion, charity: there are too many beggars in the world and most of them do not even know what a holiday, so it's hard, very hard to explain to them that the money accumulated by the church designed for them. Are only temporarily stored in the vaults of the church and enjoy the high priests. An immense effort to make them understand that they must wait their turn, that patience is the virtue of the strong and heaven will be welcome. Yes, life is short, as well as beautiful ...
And our leaders? who will?
I try to imagine. For the Chairman of the Board , very happy because of his experience soddistatto impunity, a trip to Villa Certosa, where it can accommodate more than the usual high-caliber celebrities and personalities that Tremonti also fitted with its faithful calculators, calorie counting will ensure of these: it is known that the leisure and convenience combined with the most delicious foodstuffs they tend fattening. There will be a place for Bossi who shows off his vest-style baker mason designed by fashion designer buzz-Urr, will running around on land and sea on a yacht or an open car to greet him overtaken in his famous middle finger.
For President "secular" republic, holiday in some typical Mediterranean island with a stop in the archipelago of Maddalena host a ship of the Navy prepared for the occasion.
For 'President other hand, the holidays have already started. It is located in Alto Adige, where finally able to speak freely with his tongue greengrocers and newsagent. It will be some good laps in the valleys with the new SUV of its car fleet: presents all, mind you, by the Italians, Germans, or some emir lit. His vacation is earned: the past year to launch anathemas for those who want to die in peace, who does not want to proliferate like rabbits, who wants to put a gag in the electoral period. E 'then was hard to preach mercy, compassion, charity: there are too many beggars in the world and most of them do not even know what a holiday, so it's hard, very hard to explain to them that the money accumulated by the church designed for them. Are only temporarily stored in the vaults of the church and enjoy the high priests. An immense effort to make them understand that they must wait their turn, that patience is the virtue of the strong and heaven will be welcome. Yes, life is short, as well as beautiful ...